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With The Oscars only hours away, it’s time to look at see who won this year’s Razzie Awards. The votes arrived from the roughly 1000 members and there was one interesting alteration. The Razzies gave themselves a Razzie for a blunder involving a nominating in the Worst Actress category. You’ll find all the winners below, as well as the Razzie Redeemer Award (which goes to a previous nominee and/or winner who did outstanding work in film last year). Here we go….

WORST PICTURE

Blonde – WINNER              
Disney’s Pinocchio
Good Mourning     
The King’s Daughter
Morbius 

WORST ACTOR 
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) / Good Mourning
Pete Davidson (Voice Only) / Marmaduke
Tom Hanks (As Gepetto) / Disney’s Pinocchio
Jared Leto / Morbius – WINNER
Sylvester Stallone / Samaritan

WORST ACTRESS 
The Razzies – WINNER

Bryce Dallas Howard / Jurassic Park: Dominion
Diane Keaton / Mack & Rita 
Kaya Scodelario / The King’s Daughter
Alicia Silverstone / The Requin  

WORST REMAKE/RIP-OFF/SEQUEL
Blonde      
BOTH 365 Days Sequels – 365 Days: This Day & The Next 365 Days [a Razzie BOGO]
Disney’s Pinocchio – WINNER
Firestarter 
Jurassic World: Dominion

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS 
Adria Arjona / Morbius – WINNER 

Lorraine Bracco (Voice Only) / Disney’s Pinocchio
Penelope Cruz / The 355 
Bingbing Fan / The 355 & The King’s Daughter
Mira Sorvino / Lamborghini: The Man Behind the Legend 

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Pete Davidson (Cameo Role) / Good Mourning
Tom Hanks / Elvis – WINNER
Xavier Samuel / Blonde
Mod Sun / Good Mourning
Evan Williams / Blonde

WORST SCREEN COMBO 
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) & Mod Sun / Good Mourning
Both Real Life Characters in the Fallacious White House Bedroom Scene / Blonde
Tom Hanks & His Latex-Laden Face (and Ludicrous Accent) / Elvis – WINNER
Andrew Dominik & His Issues with Women / Blonde 
The Two 365 Days Sequels (both Released in 2022)

WORST DIRECTOR
Judd Apatow / The Bubble
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) & Mod Sun / Good Mourning – WINNER
Andrew Dominik / Blonde
Daniel Espinosa / Morbius 
Robert Zemeckis / Disney’s Pinocchio 

WORST SCREENPLAY
Blonde  / Written for the Screen by Andrew Dominik,
    Adapted from the “Bio-Novel” by Joyce Carol Oates – WINNER

Disney’s Pinocchio / Screenplay by Robert Zemeckis & Chris Weitz
   (Not Authorized by the Estate of Carlo Collodi)
Good Mourning  / “Written” by Machine Gun Kelly & Mod Sun
Jurassic World: Dominion / Screenplay by Emily Carmichael
   & Colin Treverrow, Story by Treverrow & Derek Connolly
Morbius / Screen Story and Screenplay by Matt Sazama & Burk Sharpless

THE RAZZIE REDEEMER AWARD – Colin Farrell / The Banshees of Inisherin (Farrell was nominated for a Razzie back in 2005 for Alexander)

Until next year…

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